Monday, February 5, 2007

Good Ol' Louisiana



You know you were Born N' Bred in Louisiana when...........

-Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside.

-You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils.

-When you give directions you use "lakeside and riverside" not north and south.

-Your ancestors are buried above the ground.

-You take a bite of five-alarm chili and reach for the Tabasco.

-Every once in a while, you have waterfront property.

-You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't eat the dead ones," and you know what he means.

-You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday.

-You believe that purple, green, and gold look good together.

-Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled.

-No matter where else you go in the world, you are always disappointed in the food.

-Your town is low on the education chart, but you don't care because you're No. 1 on the party chart.

-You know that Tchoupitoulas is a street and not a disease.

-Your grandparents are called "Maw-Maw" and "Paw-Paw."

-Your favorite Saint is a football player.

-You cringe every time you hear an actor with a Southern or Cajun accent in a "New Orleans-based" movie or TV show.

-You have to reset your clocks after every thunderstorm.

-You eat dinner out and spend the entire meal talking about all the other good places you've eaten.

1 comment:

  1. this is great, i'm totally showing it to my louisiana born and bred boy in the next room. :)
    we never did get together for gumbo! there's still time!

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