"Knock. Knock. It's party o'clock!"
"Let's move out the party, Sweetie Heart! That's right, Baby. That means you!"
"Mom, you cook the BEST cereal!"
"Kids need Mommies because they are much nicer than Daddies."
Don: What is this?
Randi: That is the thumb of my toes. (Parents laugh here.)
Don: So, is this the thumb of my foot?
Randi: Yep. Except your has fur on it. (Parents pee themselves laughing here.)